Proper Threat Assessment - Unisex Bella + Canvas 3001 T-Shirt

Some players evaluate board state.

Some players calculate probabilities.

Some players track resources and win conditions.

And then there's you.

Featuring a suspicious card shark surrounded by evidence of entirely questionable significance, this vintage tattoo-inspired design celebrates the time-honored tradition of deciding who's "the threat" based on gut feelings, old grudges, and absolutely zero objective data.

Printed in a bold old-school tattoo style with fantasy gaming elements, nautical influences, and a healthy dose of paranoia, this shirt is perfect for tabletop gamers, card players, dungeon delvers, and anyone whose threat assessment process might be just a little bit biased.

Features:
• Vintage tattoo-inspired artwork
• Distressed hand-painted lettering
• Fantasy and tabletop gaming aesthetic
• Perfect for game nights, conventions, and local game stores
• Designed for players who never forget who attacked first
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.